Courgettes? Cucumbers? Calippos? Either sticky, slushy or totally the wrong texture/shape/consistency to be inserted into a vagina.
General perishables are a great bedroom idea but, when it comes to the practicality of miscellaneous legumes being introduces into your foreplay, my advice would be to stick with a rabbit.
And no, not the edible type
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I didnt know cucumbers grew vertical until a guy came to the ER for extraction....................he slipped in the garden
I love to stick a popsicle inside my wife’s pussy and let it melt, and then drink the juice out
Huge cucumbers
Cucumbers, zucchini, lg carrots,
Put your penis in her and share a Twinkie, nibble till your lips meet.
Sounds like a good idea
Of course, who hasn’t?
Only tried it once, great fun but messy! Popped several strawberries into her pussy and pulled out a few with my tongue... then made strawberry jam which needed some more tongue work.
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