You get two d'ohs for the price of one in this story.
In my early days here, when I was much more adventurous, I engaged in a few threesomes. Yes, I was a unicorn! The first couple I had a threesome with were lovely. I believe the man contacted me first. He was a great emailer, good with the witty repartee. At some point the woman chimed in on the discussion too - no red flags there either.
Eventually we made a date to have brunch at a restaurant near my home. The morning of, when I woke up I was dismayed to see that I had my period. I didn't want to postpone our rendezvous! At the time I practiced the extremely old fashioned birth control method of using a diaphragm. It had the additional advantage that if my flow was light it could hold it back. Usually on the first day my flow was light, so I decided to risk it.
We got along great at brunch, so I invited them back to my house. Things progressed in the usual fashion. At one point I was licking her pussy while he fucked me from behind. Suddenly he said, "Oh no!! There's blood on your nice quilt!
D'oh.
(I can't remember whether I had warned them about my situation or if it was a complete surprise to him)
I said, "Carry on, you two!" And hastily pulled the quilt off the bed, took it into the bathroom and proceeded to rinse it with cold water in the bathtub. Luckily it all came out thanks to my quick action.
Here's an unrelated picture that features the aforementioned nice quilt:
The second d'oh... a few months later the man of the couple contacted me and asked if I'd be interested in getting together just with him. I replied asking what happened to his partner. He said, "Oh, it got to be a problem for her that I'm married."
D'oh!
I have always tried to avoid getting entangled with married men (I acknowledge that it's likely there were a few times that I was fooled). Since they were a couple, I assumed everything was on the up and up. It never occurred to me that they might be a couple consisting of a cheating married guy and his mistress.
Live and learn.
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Delicia
We should have a threesome
I've known couples who are actually married to someone else. Never met them but we've had some fun chats
Lovely quilt and hiney
Hugs!!!
Hugs back atcha!
Heeeee, the best kind are the married man and his married (not to him) lady. Been there a few times, but never scored a threesome during it.
I've always said, it's just a little blood and will wash off.
In one of my posts where I explained why I avoid married men, I did say "you'd be much better off trying to find someone who's in the same situation as yourself". Sounds like you did just that!
Delicious story i love this fantasy 😈ðŸ˜
Not a fantasy, it's all true!
Hah... didn't see THAT one coming!
I didn't either (obviously ðŸ˜&Scaron
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I've had invites from married women, but always backed away. It was never in my DNA.
Really nice quilt. 💕
I love all those soft curves and perceived "squishy" patterns. 🤗
Smart to back away. Morality reasons aside, it always just seemed to me like it would be way too complicated. It's not fun to sneak around.
Yes, the quilt does have some sensuous curves, doesn't it?
@smartasswoman
It certainly does.🤗
That invite came from an ex-girlfriend who chose to live next to my parents. I grew to know her husband, who knew who I was, and we got along great. But I wasn't ready to cross that line. ðŸ˜
@Paulxx001 even harder, I would think, when you know the husband!
I find it very interesting that the quilt in this D'Oh-some story is a wedding ring pattern.
Ooo, good observation BJ!
The end puts me in mind of a summer job on a building site. There was a fellow student (studying Theology!) and sundry builder types including two skinheads, Baz and erm, Skinhead (!). Skinhead was getting rid of bits of unwanted timber on a fire and plainly having a great time. Foolishly, I commented on his enjoyment and asked if he'd ever considered arson (I was young!) - there woz vis bloke wot owed me some monee an ee woutn't pay so I burned 'is caravan dawn!
Quite.
Baz told us he was in love and Adam (the other student) and I teased him about his intention. "Yea. Am gowna marry er. But I gotta wait 2 years" Intrigued we asked him why, as he made no secret of the fact that they were bonking like bunnies "Ow, I gotta wait til she's 16" - different world!!
Sometimes it’s difficult to accept cultural differences - especially when they involve arson and um, banned topics!
@smartasswoman Indeed. I had never encountered people like these before. I grew up with a very healthy respect for the law and never indulged in adult pursuits until an adult, but working in this summer job was an eye opener to a world I knew nothing of.
Your quilt clearly survived the d'oh ordeal!
When swinging as a couple, I came across quite a few single men pretending to be a couple or an attached man with an unsuspecting female partner - a phone call, but not always especially in the case of the latter, usually did the trick. I also suspect I've come across a man paying an escort to pretend to be a couple. Men are devious!
I agree it’s fairly common. I became less naive about it. I remember one time when a supposed couple approached me, and I made a date with the man for a meet and greet with the two of them. At the last minute he contacted me and claimed his girlfriend was unable to make it and asked would I be willing to meet just with him.
I’m pretty sure there was no girlfriend and he was hoping to convince me to have sex with just him after our meet and greet. I declined.
Wow, that's quite a story!
Major kudos for the mid-threesome quilt rescue, that’s true crisis management. As for finding out later that you were the unicorn in a cheating husband plus mistress situation....yikes.
Classic case of “ethical non-monogamy†with a heavy side of BS, lol.
At least the quilt made it out unscathed.
Love the phrase ‘ethical non-monogamy with a heavy side of BS’!
These days I am slightly more open to connecting with someone who has a partner, but I would want to be able to communicate with the partner and assure myself that they were on board. And so far that hasn’t happened. I’ve had a couple of married guys who I know in the kink community ask if I’d be willing to get together alone with them (not in a party situation, which I tend to be ok with because it doesn’t result in sex, it’s just a bdsm scene). In both cases they claimed they had a hall pass but their wife didn’t want to be involved in any way. Sorry, it’s not happening then.
@smartasswoman
I totally get that. It's frustrating when people claim ethical non-monogamy but then present a 'don't ask, don't tell' scenario with their partner. For me, true ethical non-monogamy requires open communication with all involved parties. Otherwise, it just feels like the 'heavy side of BS' is outweighing the 'ethical' part, and I'm not interested in that.
As a serial monogamist, clear boundaries and respect for everyone involved are paramount for me.
Not something I would have thought you need to watch out for. Sad that he wasn't up front about that from the beginning.
I’m sure he realized that if he was honest, he’d reduce his chances of bringing about the threesome!
I wonder if his marriage survived or if he’s divorced now.
WOW you look absolutely amazing!
Eh, that picture is about 14 years old. I don’t look like that now.
@smartasswoman I am sure you are still stunning! I am a twins cities gentleman