Piece of Cake: Teasing.

One of the things I love most about this website is the ability to chat (about sex) with a variety of people. As you can expect we get our share of one or two-word text/emails saying, “Nice tits” or “I’d eat you like ice cream” stuff that you give a one-word reply, “Thanks” if that much. I’m talking about the rarer connection with someone that can paint with his/her words. Those chats are better than the kindel smut books I’m addicted to because they are interactive. These people who think and create a message that not only stimulates my perversion, but feeds my ego too, are the ones that I will watch my inbox for the next morsel of sensation.

Hubby often makes fun of the formula that my books and movies (like 365 days) that all of them seem to take. He notes; a tall, dark, mysterious/dangerous, rich, 30-something, chiseled, and perverted leading male become obsessed over the ordinary but attractive and nieve female heroine that gets swept away with his uninvited attention wrapped in a kinky love-bomb and smothered in a pools of money and his elevated lifestyle. He says it “Pretty Woman” with kinky sex. I hate him sometimes.

Ok he may be right about some of that. I do prefer mafia stories. They tend to have a great combination of hot sex and danger. But while this may be the “secret revealed” for what turns most women on, it is much hotter if it happens in a real conversation with pics, videos, and the persistent attempt to move to a hookup. If done correctly, it’s hotter than any book or movie.

Make no mistake about it, the conversation is what pulls me in. Yes if he’s hot, or she’s hot, then the physical affirmation adds to my excitement and wetness. Some of my most addictive conversations have been with guys showing nothing more than his dick. Could be hundreds of miles away and not my type at all, but I find myself thinking about his kink and fantasizing about the sex he described. Hell I’ve told hubby more that once that I’ve wanted to fuck this one or that one based on our chats.

And we’ve invited a few guys to do just that.

So if you are a guy reading this and you want to improve your success at hooking up here in this stockpen of mostly bulls, then when you talk to a woman here, do the following;
Think before you move. If she (or they in case of a couple like us) have a profile, read it. Nothing is more condescending than an email saying, “what are you looking for?” Well, someone who bothers to read first. It’s like you want me to audition for you? See if my desires interest you? Already wrote this on the profile dumbass. This isn’t a good look or first impression and is so easily avoidable. You can see the cards I’m holding already and in this poker (pun, get it?) game, all you need do is fit your conversation to her fantasy. No wonder so many profiles read like a bitching billboard of jade beginning with, “Nobody reads this anyways…etc.”

Number two; remember where you are. This is more than geography, it is also the environment. If she is a three hour drive away…do you think she is really planning on hooking up with you? Dick is on every street corner and in every workplace. Dick is easier to find than water. So if you feel the desire to try chatting with her after your research, enjoy what she gives…her time. Her attention is a boost for your ego. And we all love feeling desired. And if you fancy yourself a long term investor, then here’s a secret, the longer you fascinated her, the odds of your ordinary ass getting some of her action increases proportionatly. You can literally talk your way into her panties. And remember your environment, this is a sex site. Nudes and sex are abundant. She’s not interested in the weather, your hobbies, past experiences, bucket list, or promises of satisfaction. Women are just as perverted as men. Maybe moreso. Open without questions but a relatable story or fantasy that fits what she says she wants. Don’t skip any details. Don’t be shy about yourself…if you think she likes guys that wear panties, despite your feelings, describe the pair you’re wearing…or at least tell her you’re wearing. If you think she wants a gangbang and you’ve never been in one, dial up ChapGTP and ask it to write you a scene.

Lastly if you have done the above and have a lady on your hook, Don’t try to reel her in. Be patient and let her come to the ideal of being in your fantasy. A friend that sells cars for a living once told me that he doesn’t sell cars. It’s a fucking car dealership, of course the people are interested in buying a car. He said his success is finding out the customer’s desires and then giving it to them.

I’m not advocating lying to anyone. I’m talking about harmless chat. Talking perverted, dirty, kinky sex with a total stranger. And the more excited and interested she gets, the more this fantasy sounds like something you want as well. Good luck and happy hunting.