When is the last time you had a good orgasm? If you cant remember, then I would like to give you something to remember. Most women agree that a good orgasm includes alot of "squirting". Alot of them have admitted that each of their orgasms involved an "element" of pee. Some have told me that they wished they could just "unload" on whoever had their mouth on them that was trying to give them an orgasm. I will take in my mouth whatever a woman wishes to "squirt". No orgasm is complete without being able to pee, either before or after. That is where I cum in... I would serve YOU well. O.K. now with that out of the way....... Here is a little more about me.... My closest friends describe me as gregarious, compassionate, funny, dependable, caring, generous, polite, professional, and stable. My vices include, twice per year social or business related alcohol consumption, very little vegetable consumption, and I have a work schedule that makes it hard to predict when I will be off work on a given day. I believe the keys to a lasting relationship are COMMUNICATION!!! and POLITENESS towards one another. Many women that I am acquainted with brag about how they "tell it like it is, and if the truth hurts, then oh-well". I am not like that..Although I am honest, and expect the same, I am vigilant of other peoples feelings. Especially, if I love them! I will tell you the truth with compassion.

My Ideal Person The woman that I would like to meet, is someone who is not religiously obsessed, can cope with my children being a priority in my life, and will just speak to me in the same mannerisms as I speak to her. Using politeness, and decency as foundations for conversation. Hopefully, she will be happier more often than not, and have a playful attitude towards most things. Preferably, she will also be intellectual and capable of her own decision making. In our free time, my ideal match and I would spend time together trying to make each other laugh. We would want to hold each other and be playful because of the happiness that we bring to each of our lives. We would enjoy many of the same activities, and encourage each other to do different things without being judgmental.If all of these traits about me both good and bad, are interesting to you, then I am your guy.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I would like to have 3 or more women wrestle me in a submission
hold, then punish me for submitting by each of them using
me as a human urinal. It said dont hold back, didnt it?

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Jessica Alba, and as for what turns me on, well its her face,
hair, legs, shape of her hips, and ass.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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