[COLOR firebrick]Ok...I have figured out that the "normal" type of matchmaker intro isn't appropriate. So now I am changing gears and writing an "AdultFriend Finder-type intro. I just moved back here to the states recently (I was in Texas for 30 yrs and they still think they are an independent republic!). In any event, I am ready to find the girl of my dreams, or at the very least, good friend(s). I am active and have planned to sail across Lake Michigan this summer. Wanna join me?? :-) I am goin g into this with a very opened mind...not sure what to expect and not sure what I will find. But the concept is just sooooo damned intriquing. Lets meet and see what happens. And, NO, I am hardly over the hill! I am just now really having a blast by going to Chicago every chance I get. OK, so I am NOT that far from Chi-town...there is just something about spending weekends there. I hope I hear from you, but if I am not your type, trust me, I won't badger you or ask "why?" Not everyone is meant for everyone, and I definitely respect that. And in the meantime, have fun on here! I plan to! :-) One last note....I WILL respond with a personal note to everyone who writes. You never know what gems lurk behind these silly profiles and goofy risque photos! :-) One more last note: I am a writer by trade...so please forgive any and all typos!! Believe me, they are there![/COLOR]

My Ideal Person NOTE: If you are a 25 to 32 year old woman from Ghana, the Philipines, or some country I didn't even know existed, I have NO plans to ever visit your homeland or send you money to visit me! You do NOT love me! You cannot have my babies. Besides, my "babies" are older than you and I doubt if they'd go to your country, either!!

I like spontaneity and intelligence in a lady. It is OK if you are a Bears, Packers, and/or Cubs fan. We all have our character flaws and we sometimes have to give-and-take in such areas!! Do you like weekends in Chicago going to plays? Do you like the water? Snorkeling, swimming, boating? Or just showering? Any or all the above would be nice!! And love animals. OK, fire ants, roaches, and killer bees (only found in the great state of Texas) are the exceptions!! I love CATS...especiallially with a little wine sauce or horseradish or maybe skewered! Oh, sorry....that was meant for my "NepalFriends Finder site...) Appearance is very important!" NO! You don't have to be a Barbie doll or a Dolly Parton . hang on, let me think about that.......OK, that thought passed. "Appearance" has nothing to do with the way you look physically. It has EVERYTHING to do with how you present yourself and how you exude self-confindence. Now THAT is sexy!!!!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Boy! Good thing I didn't grow up on a farm! I'll
bet farmers have some neat stories! But for me? I'll
have to get back to you on this one!!! However...."every man's" fantasy is
to have a much younger woman....just once!!! And at my age,
that can be anyone up to the age of 35! :-)

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Remember? I am naive....so, tell me....what do you want??

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Ann-Margret and Sigourney Weaver...NOT at the same time...but
wait....maybe so! ;-)

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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