So I was doing some self reflection in order to figure out what in the hell to put on this site. In moment of my deep gathering of insight, I realized some pretty unpleasant things and did what any logical person would do: hurriedly got piss drunk. I sobered up then realized my opinion may be a little biased due to delusions of grandeur, so I told some male and female friends I was signing up for a dating website and asked them to describe me in a nutshell. Here are a few excerpts: "You have got to be freaking kidding me" "You are an as$" "Maybe you will actually meet someone who is not completely out of her mind like all of your ex's." "Where the hell is the money you owe me" "I think you are a good guy behind a rough exterior" "You are absolutely hilarious and can always count on you to say inappropriate things in almost any situation" "Are you just trying to have sex with lots of different girls" "You are very sweet in your own unique and special way" "You know that restraining order is still in effect so stop calling me."

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Sex in an elevator.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Spanking, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
No.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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