Hi I'm Piff the Magic Dragon Maybe you've herd of my brother..........Steve..?? My friends often say I'm a danceahloic when we hit the club, as I'm always "shaking my thing", but, to be fair, I do love music so much that Bouncers have to tap me on the shoulder and politely ask me to leave (to which my reply is always "does the ringing in my ears still count as music..?") :/ Self-summary: I may not be Brad Pitt, but I definitely don’t qualify to be Brad “Spit” neither :). Details at 11. NOW THAT I’VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION…….You’re dealing with the ultimate gentleman/bad boy. No matter what happens, at the end of the day I’ll make you smile, laugh, and wonder, “How come I’ve never met a guy like this before??!!” I love to listen to smooth jazz or soulful soul music as I relax in my back garden. I love to talk rubbish when I’m beating someone in a game of pool. I hate it when women are “DROP DEAD GORGEOUS” on the outside and “DROP DEAD GARBAGE” on the inside. I loooove to sing Luther Vandross gs. Also, I would love to be blessed with the lady of my life. Want to know more??? Well, that can’t happen unless you contact me. Hate playing games??!! Hate being told lies??!! Well, come on…I’M YOUR MAN!!! YOU NEED THIS in your life!!! PEACE & BLESSINGS!!! You still haven’t messaged me yet??!! LET’S GO…CHOP, CHOP!!!! :)

My Ideal Person I like confident women You know, the type of woman who knows what she wants, is free and at ease with herself. The kind of woman who like to explore, takes a little pride in how she manages her craft. whilst in the bedroom she can handle a bit of rough sensual kinky fun

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Me and a room full of hot woman

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Role Playing, Threesomes, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
jessica alba

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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