I'm not seeing anyone right now. By which I mean I'm single, not blind. I have soft lips in a hard world and a voice like bubbling honey. I am the man of your dreams (assuming you dream of quiet blonde guys who read in coffee shops). I have lived in London for over a decade and I write jokes for money. It's not a very respectable way to make a living; but it makes up for it by being very poorly paid.

My Ideal Person Someone who understands that whenever God closes a door he also smashes a window. Is this you? Be sure to fax me an erotic clerihew.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Sexual appetite

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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