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Physics 4/7/2020 A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the bartender says for you....no charge. 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020 The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contai 0 Comments, 47 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Timbuktu 1/1/2020 The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contai 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
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How much... 10/22/2019 A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points. 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
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