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Groups > Local Groups > United States Groups > California Groups > Central California Groups > Kern County / Bakersfield Groups > Kern County Players

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Miah1320
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so two ladies at the vet...
one has a chihuahua and one has a great dane...so the lady with the great dane asks the lady with the chihuahua what she brought him to the vet for...so the lady with the chihuahua replies, "well he gets really horny and is always trying to hump my leg...so I'm here to get him neutered...may I ask what you're here for"...the lady with the great dane replies, "I'm here for a similar reason, you see my gets horny too, only he's really big, so I'll be cleaning house and bend over to pick something up and he tries to mount me"..."I see" says the lady with the chihuahua, "so you're here to get him neutered also"..."oh no" exclaims the lady with the great dane"I'm just here to get his nails clipped"
To link to this group topic so two ladies at the vet... use [group_post 2157983] in your messages.